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Old 07-22-2008, 10:30 PM
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Three karateka are captured by hostile enemies and are about to be executed.

One's a black belt, one's a green belt, and one's a white belt.

The guard brings the black belt forward and the executioner asks if he has any last requests.

He says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"

Suddenly the black belt yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"

Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while he escapes.

The guard brings the green belt forward and the executioner asks if he has any last requests.

He say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"

Suddenly the green belt yells, "TORNADO!!!"

Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while he escapes.

By now the white belt has it all figured out.

The guard brings him forward and the executioner asks if he has any last requests.

He says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"

And the white belt yells, "FIRE!!!"

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