By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I think that I may have finally found inner peace.
A doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box of Thronts chocolets.
Yu haf no idr who blidy gud I feel.
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Be a strong as a lion when it comes to self dicipline and as gentle as a flower when it comes to other
Osu Kiaiiii
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