This didn't happen to me, but to my dad. Several years ago, when he was still practicing Shotokan, he was judging a tournament. He went to use the restroom while wearing his dogi. After a few seconds of standing at the urinal doing his business and day dreaming, he realized that he didn't hear the usual familiar splahing sounds. He looked down and saw the draw string directly in the line of fire, soaking in the urinal! The pee had traveled up the thread and soaked into his pants! He didn't have a spare, so he hiked them up as high as he could, pulled his top down as low as he could, and tried to casually walk back to his spot on the floor without anyone noticing the wet, yellow stain on his pants...He said he was pretty sure most everyone did notice...
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