Important message for the duck brigade...

[Shokei Marcsui]

Man, I see in Duck Brigade the strongest and smartest ducks who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. Gosh darn it, an entire generation squacking at park benches, following old maids; slaves to WHITE BREAD! Advertising has us chasing loafs, wading ponds we hate so we can eat shite we don't like. We're the middle fowls of history, ducks. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

http://www.thisnext.com/media/230x230/Ninja-Devil-Duckie_038BE39B.jpg

[Bloke]

Post of the Day

Quack


Quack I say

[Olrac]

Quack,
Marcsui for presiduck!
Let all ducksters unity and form a large family.
Together no one can stop us.
Duckies rule!
Maybe we can form our own organisation: IFKD
International Federation of Karate Ducks.

Osu-EN1
Sorry, I mean "quack"

[Shokei Marcsui]

Happy Friday Ducks.... Enjoy your weekend.

[ksan]

Quack... more beer... Quack

"I mean more bread drenched in beer, and get that guy in that speed boat out of the pond, he keeps beating me to the bread"

[Lucy]

http://www.kirkpatrickwildlife.com/images/DuckButtsLarge.JPG

Bottoms up Duck Brigade!!

Quack

[ksan]

Ow lucy, is that your duck-bum your flashing us...:p

[Lucy]

Lmao! Ksan, have you beaten me to the beers already?!

Lol yes that can be my duck-bum and is'nt it a beauty ;)

But who's is the other?!?

[Olrac]

;) Lucy, it's a bit hairy, butt it looks nice, real nice :D
Quack

[Lucy]

It's not hairy?! Soft silky feathers if you don't mind ;)

Quack

[Azimuth]

Favourite movie ?
The mighty ducks

[Olrac]

Woops :eek:
Your right Lucy,
I wasn't wearing my glasses.:D

[Lucy]

Favourite movie ?
The mighty ducks

Duck Soup - Marx Brothers classic comedy from 1933

[Olrac]

Favourite movie: anything with Donald Duck!

[Lucy]

Rubber Ducks are to invade Britain!!!!

Thousands of rubber ducks to land on British shores after 15 year journey | the Daily Mail (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=464768&in_page_id=1770)

[Olrac]

Finally! our soldiers have arrived!
Let's take over the world!
CHARGE!!!!!

[Azimuth]

Lots of duck info you find here
Duckplanet Home (http://www.duckplanet.com)

[ksan]

Duckman the movie ....

And to lucy "it quite a nice-ducky-butt"

[Bloke]

Ducks - we may have a problem.

I am just back from Barcelona and the Pigeons are amassing a small army there - hundreds of them everywhere.

BTW some of the spanish ducks say Hola

[ksan]

Ducks - we may have a problem.

I am just back from Barcelona and the Pigeons are amassing a small army there - hundreds of them everywhere.

BTW some of the spanish ducks say Hola

We must come together for a meeting, i suggest oktober 6th in London, we can discuss tactical plans against the flying rats... i mean pigeons.... there...

Quack

[Lucy]

We must come together for a meeting, i suggest oktober 6th in London, we can discuss tactical plans against the flying rats... i mean pigeons.... there...

Quack

Good plan Ksan Kinky Duck. Im in. Meet you in the pond!

Quack

[Olrac]

Good plan Ksan Kinky Duck. Im in. Meet you in the pond!

Quack

Quack,
I'll have to pass this time.
As it is 40 years ago that I've faked my own death, people are still talking about me.
So i will be avoiding crowds for a while....I'm considering the possibility of taking plastic surgery (maybe transform myself into a swan or something).
Or maybe i'll just stop singing........

"You ain't nothing but a hound duck....quacking all the time".

Quack

[Bloke]

Im up for the meeting - just so you can recognise me ill be wearing grey trousers and a white shirt.

[ksan]

Im up for the meeting - just so you can recognise me ill be wearing grey trousers and a white shirt.

Ok.. i`ll bring mine aswell..

Osu


Ksan

[seienchin]

Look - I know I look like a bear - and you probably think I kick like a bear...but I have been known to duck for cover. Does that count? Can I come?

[Olrac]

Look - I know I look like a bear - and you probably think I kick like a bear...but I have been known to duck for cover. Does that count? Can I come?


Can you say "quack"?

Than quack and swim along

[Bloke]

Course you can come Seienchin - will you be at the tournament?

[seienchin]

Nah - I've actually just realised how much water is between Aus and London...and as has been noted, I'm not really a duck...I'll fill up with water, I'll sink, and my plush skin will get all manky. Not a very bear-able thought.

[vapor]

I'd love to lend you a hand but I am not familiar with the term MANKY...

vapor

[supergroup7]

Did you all see Shokei Marcsui's glowing Darth Vader Duck image!!!!!! WOW!!!

[Lucy]

YouTube - cantonese voice (not mine) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ImhEAzmYEw)

Duck Kungfu!

[Martin H]

Duck Kungfu!

You mean Quackfu?

[Olrac]

YouTube - cantonese voice (not mine) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ImhEAzmYEw)

Duck Kungfu!

Wow Lucy :eek:

Now everybody knows our trainingtechniques!

[A-jay]

YouTube - cantonese voice (not mine) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ImhEAzmYEw)

Duck Kungfu!

AHAHAHHA that was so hilarious, thank you for sharing the vid, Lucy.

Osu Olrac, I never knew you mastered this art.
I suggest you give a demonstration when we start training again!;)

[Shokei Marcsui]

Do I sense a disturbance in the duck force? A trend of Star Wars related Avatars are popping up......

First Deaken... now Orisha66. ;)

What can I say.. i'm a little mixed up myself.

~Duck Fadar~

[seienchin]

I dunno about the force...but nobody told me I could get hurt!!! (and somebody stole my gi-pants!)

[seienchin]

I'd love to lend you a hand but I am not familiar with the term MANKY...

vapor

Well - we don't just learn karate in this forum, do we...
Usage: The term was borrowed by Scots English in the 16th century as "mank." Since expanding more broadly through Britain it has accumulated the common adjective suffix "-y." Though neither the Oxford nor Cambridge dictionaries list "mankiness" as the noun, given the productivity of this suffix, there is no reason not to apply it should the occasion arise.

Suggested Usage: You might not want to use this word on a job interview but it does allow you to give "dirty" and "used" a rest down at the pub. "Now, now, don't cry. Use my tissue. I'm afraid it is a bit manky. Sorry." It can also replace "out of whack" and "broken" without forcing you to the more cerebral "defective": "If you don't like this wine, your palate is manky." "Manky" provides you the luxury of a choice of unoffensive alternatives in referring to lame or disabled limbs: "a game leg" or "a manky arm" (or vice versa).

Etymology: Old French manc, manque via Scottish. Originally from Latin mancus "maimed." The underlying root is *man-ko- "maimed in the hand." Akin to English "mangle" and Sanskrit manak "little." The root, man- is the same as that in Latin manus "hand," which appears in numerous English borrowings: "manual (by hand)," "manipulate," "manuscript," "manicure," etc. (Thanks to Sabra Jones for bringing this Scottish lexical nugget to the attention of the rest of the English-speaking world.)

–Dr. Language, YourDictionary.com

OSU-EN2

[Lucy]

Ducks we have a new member!! Introduce yourself sexininja lol

[Olrac]

nice new outfit, Lucy
Are you now some kinda black magic tattoo duck?

[Lucy]

lol Orlac thats my new 'lucky ducky' time to put the sad ducky away ;)

[Olrac]

Happy to hear that, Lucy ;)
Life is short, so you'd better enjoy every minute of it.
Btw, do you like my new avatar?
It's a miniature of a painting of me, it was a present of my sensei for my 40st
birthday.
(Don't worry; in my heart I'm still a duck...I'm just undercover now ;))

[Lucy]

Not very duck like lol only kidding its awesome! You have my nomination in the avatar contest! Thats a great present!! :cool:

[Olrac]

Not very duck like lol only kidding its awesome! You have my nomination in the avatar contest! Thats a great present!! :cool:

It's really the nicest present I've been given (don't tell my wife because she bought me a camcorder ;))

It's hanging in my livingroom so that all our visitors have got to see it :D

It's really cool...and I guess ksan is a bit jealous cos he won't get one untill he's an "old man" too (just like me) :p

[Lucy]

Thats something to be really proud of! It should be hung pride of place lol! Hey camcoders are useful....:D

[Olrac]

Thats something to be really proud of! I should be hung pride of place lol! Hey camcoders are useful....:D

Very usefull, she can record me fighting at the European Tezuka Cup next januari oww...I forgot, I promissed her not to fight tournaments anymore.

Honey, This is the last one......I promiss:D

[Lucy]

Its got to be done! Can't miss an opportunity like that! :D

[Olrac]

Its got to be done! Can't miss an opportunity like that! :D

I´ve told her that soooo many times already:D

At least I have my son backing me up in this matter...so it´s 2 against 1
Osu-JP1

[Lucy]

Awww you should get her to join up. Get into the kyokushin spirit lol :)

[Olrac]

Well, she´s got the spirit...unfortunately also a bad knee.
Thinkin´ about it: ......me 2nd kyu....she 10th kyu
If she does something wrong in class....she be doing push ups....
but at home......I'll end up making my own dinner....ironing my own shirts...etc,etc :eek:...bad idea

[Lucy]

LMAO good point! For all the punishment you dish out during training she could rightly get even back home. I can see who wears the trousers in your house ;)

[Olrac]

LMAO good point! For all the punishment you dish out during training she could rightly get even back home. I can see who wears the trousers in your house ;)

Is it that clear to you?
ksan noticed it too, in another threat.
Well, you can't have it all...
And it could be worse, you know
What if she was a sandan??
Than my life would really be messed up.
she: "now wash the dishes...and then give me 50 pushups!"
me: "oke"
she: "oke what?"
me: "sorry honey, I mean...osu sensei"
LMAO :D

[Bloke]

Olrac I dont think it matters whos the higher grade - the wife will alwasy win.

My wife is 9th Kyu and im a Dan grade and she wears the trousers.

[Olrac]

Olrac I dont think it matters whos the higher grade - the wife will alwasy win.

My wife is 9th Kyu and im a Dan grade and she wears the trousers.

osu Bloke,
it's nice to hear that it's the same story all over the world :D

[Lucy]

suckers lol

[Bloke]

suckers lol

Lucy

If Karate has taught me anything its when to fight and when not to - she wins everytime :)

[Olrac]

Wise words, Bloke-san
I know what you mean (my wife is dangerous too ;))
Osu-JP1

[vapor]

Don't even get me started about my home life!!

Lets just say that you can throw out any pretense that Japanese women are docile and quiet....ain't true!!! (at least in my case!!)

vapor

[Olrac]

Don't even get me started about my home life!!

Lets just say that you can throw out any pretense that Japanese women are docile and quiet....ain't true!!! (at least in my case!!)

vapor

osu,

Glad you joined our club, vapor- sama :D

I think we'll have many members soon
Osu-JP1

[vapor]

Orlac....

You and Ksan need to keep some time open for me on Oct 26 or 27th....we can swap stories over a drink in Amsterdam!

vapor

[ksan]

Noted it in my agenda :)


Osu

[vapor]

that better be written in blood....and not with disappearing ink!!

vapor

[Olrac]

Orlac....

You and Ksan need to keep some time open for me on Oct 26 or 27th....we can swap stories over a drink in Amsterdam!

vapor

osu Vapor,
I've added you on my MSN list.
Noted the date, just shout: OSU!
Osu-JP1

[vapor]

added!

vapor

[Olrac]

osu fellow ducks,

As you might have noticed, the world is changing...and not always in a ducks favour.
There are almost no old ladys feeding us bread anymore.....bears are infiltrating our organisation....and so on, and so on.
I think it is time to go to war against everyone who is against us.
As I have a militairy background I have been busy training a unit of very special ducks.
I proudly present you: D.A.F. (Ducks Air Force)

YouTube - Funny Commercial - Ducks Revenge (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R8prS1jsvI&mode=related&search=)

[Bloke]

Nice one Olrac

[kanku]

made my mind up,crispy aromatic tonight,sorry guys!

shokei marcsui,osu ! you should write for a living...cheered my afternoon up....where did get the inspiration?

[kanku]

anyone fancy heading a rival group of apes..could be called D...da
R...real
A...ape
K...karate
E...enforcers

anyone fancy being "king kong" ???

[smoothsake]

I can't believe the king of all ducks has yet to get a mention...

HOWARD THE DUCK !!

YouTube - Howard The Duck- 'Se-duck-tion' (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PY6R192cL4)

[Olrac]

nice one, smoothsake

have some reps ;)

[Lucy]

I want to share with you the latest creature taking all the attention. It was even on the national news in England! :D

YouTube - Parrot Dancing and Singing (Snowball the Cockatoo) (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=1j_fxs8mUcQ)

[seienchin]

Snowball is a Sulphur Crested Cockatoo, a native (protected) bird from Australia. These guys are absolute clowns. I am lucky enough to live in the middle of a forest, and we often have them playing and bathing in our back garden. Their mating displays involve acrobatics in the air, and as the pair start to think they'll make a go of it, they actually start tumbling and diving together. It is amazing to watch. Their raucous laughter is often the only alarm clock I need. Them and the kookaburras.

Whilst Snowball's dance looks funny, it is sad to see that people are still keeping these amazing birds in captivity. :(

I have an idea - maybe the duck brigade could bust Snowball out - birds of a feather, flocking together, and all that? Sound's like a plan:D

[Lucy]

Awww im up for that lol! I think he might live in America though so it could be difficult to aid my feathered comrade :D I have heard that the cockatoo is considered a pest in its native land?! I think they are great. I recently visited an animal sanctuary and they had about 9 living there!

[seienchin]

I have heard that the cockatoo is considered a pest in its native land?! I recently visited an animal sanctuary and they had about 9 living there!

They are noisy, in raucous, lads-at-the-pub kind of way. But it makes me laugh. :) They have been known to chew on houses (well, that's our fault for cutting down all their trees). :p But the main reason that they end up in refuges is that people put them in cages, and then discover that they can't stand the noise of a frustrated sulphur-crest. They are, as birds go, very intelligent, and they fly so far, and so fast, with such joy, that imprisoning them is very sad. :(

[Shokei Marcsui]

Bom-chicka-wah wah!

[Bloke]

Bom-chicka-wah wah!

Nice haircut Marc - almost didnt recognise you there.

[sense]

if it looks like a duck
walks like a duck
quacks like a duck
call it ...

[Olrac]

if it looks like a duck
walks like a duck
quacks like a duck
call it ...


sense :confused::confused:

[ksan]

/me slaps Olrac.... profusely

[Olrac]

/me slaps Olrac.... profusely

:D I knew it .....it will hurt tomorrow after class (again)
OSU-EN2

[kohai_Lorenzo]

you may hurt him.... but please dont kill him:D
Osu-EN1

[Olrac]

you may hurt him.... but please dont kill him:D
Osu-EN1

thanks for your support, mini me ;)

[sense]

thanks for your support, mini me ;)

I wouldn't hurt after classes but during classes:D

[kohai_Lorenzo]

i think that extra 30 minutes are going to be painfull :D

Osu-EN1

[sense]

Osu Kohai,

I will watch wen you figth him in the nintai style

[vapor]

I think that it is cool that there are multiple members from the same dojo!!

Keeps the bonds strong outside the dojo!

vapor

[Olrac]

I think that it is cool that there are multiple members from the same dojo!!

Keeps the bonds strong outside the dojo!

vapor


osu Vapor-sama,
next time you're in Holland, you must visit our dojo and train with us.
OSU-EN2

[vapor]

osu Vapor-sama,
next time you're in Holland, you must visit our dojo and train with us.
OSU-EN2


I will take you up on that offer!

vapor

[Olrac]

I will take you up on that offer!

vapor


I said "must" vapor-sama, I didn't give you a choice ;)

[vapor]

I said "must" vapor-sama, I didn't give you a choice ;)

Yes Sir!

vapor

[Bloke]

Where have all the ducks gone?

[Lucy]

They have migrated for the season Bloke ;)

[seienchin]

so is Kohai_Lorenzo the first duckling?

[ksan]

Present and accounted for :)

[Bloke]

We all seem to have gone undercover