Careless mistakes

Dent · 07-28-2008, 08:25 PM

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Having just made one, I was wondering about what careless mistakes we have all made during training/ preparation for training/ post training?

For you amusement, today's mistake was a quick application of a super-heating cream, followed by a hurried trip to the bathroom. I didn't wash my hands until after using the facilities...

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**nzproud** · 07-28-2008, 09:49 PM

Here is my friend's story. He had a protection cup on but he noticed that there was a crack for some reason so he took it off right before he got struck there (

) with a strong maegeri. lol! Not a mistake but unfortunate!

Bloke · 07-28-2008, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Dent

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Having just made one, I was wondering about what careless mistakes we have all made during training/ preparation for training/ post training?

For you amusement, today's mistake was a quick application of a super-heating cream, followed by a hurried trip to the bathroom. I didn't wash my hands until after using the facilities...

Osu!

Oooh Schoolboy error Dent!!

I cant think of one offhand but the law of probability dictates there must be a few

**MilkManX** · 07-28-2008, 11:12 PM

I did the one where you are cutting Jalapenos or some other hot pepper and then rub your eye before washing your hands. OUCH!!!

Dent · 07-29-2008, 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by nzproud

Here is my friend's story. He had a protection cup on but he noticed that there was a crack for some reason so he took it off right before he got struck there (

) with a strong maegeri. lol! Not a mistake but unfortunate!

I've seen the other side of that, and your friend may be luckier than he knows. Guy at a tourney was using an old box, and it must have been cracked. Full on front kick broke it onto/ into his groin. The plastic must have pierced through, because he was bleeding in seconds.

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Dent · 07-29-2008, 06:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Bloke

Oooh Schoolboy error Dent!!

Well, you're quite right, my voice went up a couple of octaves!

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Dent · 07-29-2008, 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by MilkManX

I did the one where you are cutting Jalapenos or some other hot pepper and then rub your eye before washing your hands. OUCH!!!

What worries me with this one is that I've done it more than once. How many times do I have to do it before I learn my lesson...?

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Kareyn · 07-29-2008, 09:04 AM

Well, I insisted that I could go to class in my white dogi on the heaviest day of my period. I was WELL protected with everthying on and in but a Depends diaper. In fact, I was more than Depended. But, no, that blood had to soak through the pants and dribble down my leg and my foot and onto the floor. Only woman in the class. Nice. After turning as red as the blood from my groin I turned to a buddy of mine and told my Sensei that he kicked me in the groin so hard I'm bleeding everywhere. They all had a good laugh and I had to clean up and pack my bloody butt back home early. It was a mistake to come to class. I knew better.

intwominds · 07-29-2008, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Kareyn

Well, I insisted that I could go to class in my white dogi on the heaviest day of my period. I was WELL protected with everthying on and in but a Depends diaper. In fact, I was more than Depended. But, no, that blood had to soak through the pants and dribble down my leg and my foot and onto the floor. Only woman in the class. Nice. After turning as red as the blood from my groin I turned to a buddy of mine and told my Sensei that he kicked me in the groin so hard I'm bleeding everywhere. They all had a good laugh and I had to clean up and pack my bloody butt back home early. It was a mistake to come to class. I knew better.

I feel your pain, I often worry about bleeding through, but haven't done it yet thank goodness!

blazindave · 07-29-2008, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Kareyn

Well, I insisted that I could go to class in my white dogi on the heaviest day of my period. I was WELL protected with everthying on and in but a Depends diaper. In fact, I was more than Depended. But, no, that blood had to soak through the pants and dribble down my leg and my foot and onto the floor. Only woman in the class. Nice. After turning as red as the blood from my groin I turned to a buddy of mine and told my Sensei that he kicked me in the groin so hard I'm bleeding everywhere. They all had a good laugh and I had to clean up and pack my bloody butt back home early. It was a mistake to come to class. I knew better.

I'd be proud of you, actually. That shows true determination. I think you did exactly what you should have.
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seienchin · 07-29-2008, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Kareyn

Well, I insisted that I could go to class in my white dogi on the heaviest day of my period. I was WELL protected with everthying on and in but a Depends diaper. In fact, I was more than Depended. But, no, that blood had to soak through the pants and dribble down my leg and my foot and onto the floor. Only woman in the class. Nice. After turning as red as the blood from my groin I turned to a buddy of mine and told my Sensei that he kicked me in the groin so hard I'm bleeding everywhere. They all had a good laugh and I had to clean up and pack my bloody butt back home early. It was a mistake to come to class. I knew better.

Oh yes! I think most of the women here can relate to this one, either to it happening, or to the constant fear that it will. It's the only time I have longed to belong to a "black do-gi" style!

Dent · 07-29-2008, 03:01 PM

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I think that periods are one of the things that men simply can't understand. There's that part of the mind that grasps it as a reality, but it's a very different thing than understanding.

I've never wondered why any woman may be cranky around the time of her period, but I've always been surprised by those that aren't.

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**tmd** · 07-29-2008, 06:20 PM

I'm sure I've done loads as I have a shocking memory but the only one that springs to mind is forgetting my Gi Bottoms. Now if I'd just gone into the changing rooms and found out I'd have sneaked off home and none would be any the wiser, if it was own dojo I could come but no... it was a dojo an hour and a half drive from home that I'd never been too, as a visitor I'd introduced myself to the Sensei, met his Sempai's etc etc. So after a very ahhhh!!!! 5 mins I had to come clean. Straight as a die he says "well young man it's socks and pants for you then isn't it!". He then grinned and sent one of the Sempais off to fetch me a (new

) spare set.

I've also done this with tops and belts over the years, was prompoted to 1st Dan for the night one week as I had to borrow a belt of my Sensei

.

Dent · 07-29-2008, 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by tmd

I've also done this with tops and belts over the years, was prompoted to 1st Dan for the night one week as I had to borrow a belt of my Sensei

.

I haven't missed out on tops or bottoms (Yet. It's bound to happen some time...

), but I've missed my belt more than once. The last time (It made something of an impression...), I was offered a certain Shihan's first BB to wear.

I couldn't do that, and managed to scare up an old white belt that had been used to keep equipment together. A much safer option, than risking that black belt.

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blazindave · 07-29-2008, 08:39 PM

Was preparing my stuff for summer camp and i made sure not to forget my belt.
Which of course...i did. So i was lent a white belt.
We were having an honor guest come all the way from japan to teach us some stuff about technique.
Sensei Koi. I forget his first name, unforunately. Maybe someone here can recognize him.

http://www.fkco.net/pics/camp2008pic654.jpg

I'm the one he's kicking.
Anyway the whole time he thought i was a white belt. I'm the kind of student who gives 110 percent and is usually the last one running or doing pushups when everyone has already stopped, etc

So he was praising me and when he found out i was 7th kyu he was like " ...Oh".

**jcbel** · 07-30-2008, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Dent

For you amusement, today's mistake was a quick application of a super-heating cream, followed by a hurried trip to the bathroom. I didn't wash my hands until after using the facilities...

Well mine was post-training and I had put on some heat cream on my thighs quite close to the groin area - little did I know that the cream was strong enough to be felt through my underwear! *ouch*

Dent · 07-30-2008, 04:49 AM

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Originally Posted by jcbel

Well mine was post-training and I had put on some heat cream on my thighs quite close to the groin area - little did I know that the cream was strong enough to be felt through my underwear! *ouch*

Reminds me of rugby. I couple of times we'd add some Deep Heat to an unsuspecting player's underwear while he was in the shower.

During our own showers, we knew the "discovery" had been made through raised temperatures, and raised tempers.

Soon enough everyone was taking their clothes into the showers with them, and anyone carrying Deep Heat was viewed with much suspicion!

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Bloke · 07-30-2008, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Dent

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Reminds me of rugby. I couple of times we'd add some Deep Heat to an unsuspecting player's underwear while he was in the shower.

During our own showers, we knew the "discovery" had been made through raised temperatures, and raised tempers.

Soon enough everyone was taking their clothes into the showers with them, and anyone carrying Deep Heat was viewed with much suspicion!

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Done that as well Dent - some people have no sense of humour

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