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02-17-2007, 06:33 AM
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02-19-2007, 03:43 PM
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#42
And today's joke is..............
How do you make a cat drink? Put it in a blender and sieve out the fur!
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02-19-2007, 04:16 PM
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#43
Nice one Bruce - dont like Cats much myself
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02-19-2007, 04:44 PM
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Too true - Us tough karate types should have well 'ard dogs as pets and not soft cuddly things like cats or hamsters!
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02-19-2007, 08:48 PM
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Osu! Once I bought a kitten to grow and study why cats' reflex is so superb! it was a cute one too :<
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02-20-2007, 05:05 PM
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Did you hear about the bad collision at sea between the red ship and the blue ship?
The survivors were marooned for days!!! Gettit? Red + Blue = Maroon...................well I thought it was funny!
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02-20-2007, 05:12 PM
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#47
That is pretty funny.
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Daniel: Hey, what kind of belt do you have? Miyagi: Canvas. JC Penney, 3.98; You like? Daniel: [laughs] No, I meant... Miyagi: In Okinawa, belt mean no need rope to hold up pants.
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03-10-2007, 04:32 PM
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HYPNOTIST AT THE SENIOR CENTER
It was entertainment night at the senior center, and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want each one of you to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations." He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..." The crowd was mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch until suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.......................... "SH*T!" said the hypnotist... It took three days to clean up the senior center.
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03-11-2007, 10:53 AM
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#49
 OMG Azimuth...LMAO..... Osu.. good one...
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04-08-2007, 10:52 PM
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#50
Here's one for you.
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying. "Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," says the truck driver. "I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying." "This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life." "And then you show up and drink the darn poison."
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04-09-2007, 09:14 PM
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#51
lol nice one UT
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Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict pain of our karate feets to some ass of the giant lizard person
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04-09-2007, 09:52 PM
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#52
Quote:
Some of us tough types like soft cuddly cats x 5 vapor
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04-09-2007, 11:44 PM
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#53
Or soft cuddly pugs like Sukie here...
 How can you resist!
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Daniel: Hey, what kind of belt do you have? Miyagi: Canvas. JC Penney, 3.98; You like? Daniel: [laughs] No, I meant... Miyagi: In Okinawa, belt mean no need rope to hold up pants.
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04-10-2007, 07:13 AM
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#54
Watch this one and see if this isn't a Kyokushin egomaniac's view of himself....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK2RfA1Ga0o
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04-12-2007, 01:23 AM
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#55
awsome jokes. heres one.
A boy at church tells his mom he has to pee, the mom says " dont say that in church say whisper instead. So next sunday the boy is at church whith his father. the boy says" hey dad I have to whisper" the dad not knowing that his mom told him this word says "ok just whisper in my ear." lol
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04-26-2007, 10:04 PM
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iBreast
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBreast will cost £499 to £599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. ; )
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04-26-2007, 10:10 PM
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04-27-2007, 09:50 AM
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#58
Nice one Azimuth
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Once there was a day, We were together all the way An endless path unbroken, But now there is a time A torture less sublime, Our souls are locked and frozen
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05-11-2007, 09:39 PM
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Bad knock knock joke going round the local radio station in an advert at the moment....
Knock knock who's there? Cow's go.... Cow's go who? No. Cow's go moo. At this point it's customary to laugh.
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05-14-2007, 10:44 AM
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#60
Thanks Bruce - thats one for the nieces.
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