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06-08-2007, 09:01 AM
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#81
Nice one Marc
I have heard that one before with a different part of the anatomy used as the last word in the punchline. 
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06-08-2007, 12:10 PM
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06-08-2007, 08:28 PM
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#83
Bruce stop it....sheer cheese now. I thought better of you lol
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06-08-2007, 08:29 PM
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06-08-2007, 08:44 PM
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06-08-2007, 08:53 PM
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#86
Hmmm i wont go down that road because my kids are too young to make up their own jokes, they try but they are embarrassingly awful.....and dont say they get it from their mum!
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06-11-2007, 09:30 AM
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06-12-2007, 04:29 PM
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A Karate competitor, a Karate coach and a referee were all about to be executed by firing squad. They had heard that the executioners were scared of natural objects. The first day the Karate competitor was placed in front of the firing squad. At the last moment she yelled out "WATER!" and they all ran away. The next day the Sensei was brought to the firing squad but she yelled out "WIND!" and they all ran away again. The next day it was the referee's turn. Knowing that it worked for the other two, he yelled "FIRE!"
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06-12-2007, 08:23 PM
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#89
lol! Very good
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06-12-2007, 08:31 PM
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#90
I like the way you've taken a VERY old joke and respun it with a karate theme - I'm now desperately trying to think of doing the same thing....and I can't. Drat.
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06-13-2007, 07:22 PM
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06-13-2007, 08:26 PM
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06-13-2007, 08:29 PM
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No way....I didn't realize that there was more to that video....I had only ever seen the backflipping guy...!!! vapor
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06-13-2007, 09:16 PM
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Yeah. I remember watching that Afro Ninja Back Flipping guy video for the first time and laughing my arse off. I must have replayed it 20 times before I stopped crying.
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Last edited by Shokei Marcsui; 06-13-2007 at 09:24 PM.
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06-20-2007, 06:15 PM
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There was a Karateka, his Sensei, and a Tournament Referee who were out hunting.
The Karateka brought back a big deer. ''How did you get that?'' they all asked. ''I saw the tracks, followed the tracks, and ''boom'' I shot a buck.'' Shortly thereafter, the Sensei brought back an elephant. ''How did you get that?" they all asked. ''I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and ''boom'' I shot an elephant.'' After a long while, the Referee came back all beat up. "What happened?" they all asked. "I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and ''boom'' I got hit by a train."
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06-20-2007, 10:49 PM
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#96
He he he! Ermm...poor ref! Do you not like referee's Shokei?!
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06-21-2007, 11:15 PM
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#97
I just thought the ending fit better with the referee getting it at the end. Perhaps I should make the Uchideshi be the punchline
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06-24-2007, 03:20 AM
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#98
Ha I heard this joke formed differently but I'm trying to make every thing about karate now.
A karate student a sensei and a referee are in a steam room. after a few minuts they hear beeping and the student hold up his are and says " my hand is ringing that mean I got a text message." A few minutes late the sensei says that his elbow is vibrateing and someone has called him. After hearing all this the referee gets invious so he goes to the bathroom When he comes out he has a peice of toilet paper stuck to his shoe. they say to him " hey you have toilet paper stuck on you." The referee then says " ohh I'm getting a fax in.
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06-27-2007, 05:49 PM
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06-27-2007, 10:38 PM
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#100
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 Nice one.....
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