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[Firestorm]

Hi guys, Firestorm here:

This thread is just for you guys to share things that are in your head or anything else a little weird or creative and I mean ANYTHING!.

I am a passionate writer and enjoy having people both read and analyse what I have written because, let's just say that editing your own work can be a little bit bias and pointless.

Whether it be something you want to share with the world or something you wish for other, like-minded people to read or even if you just want to chat and have a look at what people may have posted.

[Firestorm]

As some of you know, I created a forum a while ago to get ideas for a new story about a Japanese girl named Atari. There have been some minor changes (name, etc) but here is the blurb (section on the back of the book) for you to read:

Kat is the daughter of a general in the Japanese army who has committed terrible, unspeakable war crimes during his time of service and no one wants to stand against him, for fear of death.

When Kat witnesses a horrifying murder involving one of her father’s known associates, she realises that even she is no longer safe with him and she must leave, or die.

She escapes high into the mountains and befriends a total stranger, living with him in his remote home but when her father comes after her, the stranger promises to train her.

The people of Japan has become Kat’s family and as her father searches for her, leaving death and destruction in his wake, she knows she has no choice but to make him pay for his crimes.

Kat’s father has no idea that the fury and anger of Japan is about to rain down on top of him in the shape of one of the most dangerous and formidable assassins in the whole world:

His daughter.

[seienchin]

Hey Firestorm - welcome back! Must be a year since we've seen you!

Are you still training? How is it going?

[polarbearfighter]

ok, I'll write a poem:

"Why are we chewing this grass?"
Asked the cow her brother.
"Why do we even bother?"
asked another*.
"What else should we do?
The brother replied with another question.
"We can say moo".
"Yes, that should we do, me and you"
And ever since that day,
many years ago in May,
cows chewing hay
have said moo,
when they want to take
a little brake by a lake
(or wherever they happen to be at that moment)
Moo!


* (the other cow that asked why they even bothered, had been for some time questioning very much the meaning of life and its purpose and became a very depressed cow and soon after that day in May, it committed a suicide by drowning itself (without having ever attempted to say "moo") in the lake where they used to take brakes).

[Shokei Marcsui]

Pirate walks into a bar with a roll of paper towels on his head.

Yadda.

yadda.

yadda.

etc.

The pirate says, "Yarggh.. I got a Bounty on me 'ead."

[ashiharakaicho]

Osu,

Welcome back Firestorm - nice reading and looking forward to following the exploits and adventures of Kat - let's hope she succeeds in ending her father's terrible ways ...

[Firestorm]

Yeah, training is good. I'm going for my blackbelt next march and am really excited. Thank you for your awesome response overnight, it was great to see. The poem is quite good as was the pirate joke. Keep writing and follow this thread for more on Kat

[polarbearfighter]

Originally Posted by Shokei Marcsui

Pirate walks into a bar with a roll of paper towels on his head.

Yadda.

yadda.

yadda.

etc.

The pirate says, "Yarggh.. I got a Bounty on me 'ead."

I can expand on this creative work of yours:

[Martin H]

[Shokei Marcsui]

[Firestorm]

Nice video by the way, I was in the middle of studying, decided to check the forum and there it was and I ended up on the floor laughing and my mum walked in and was like "what the?" and then she started laughing too because it was on my screen and didn't stop. Love the visual explanation of the pirate joke too, nice touch!

[bobh]

Originally Posted by polarbearfighter

I can expand on this creative work of yours:

For anyone wondering about the "paper towels" part of the previous joke...